SAM PINK er en amerikansk forfatter og poet, hans siste utgivelser er The No Hellos Diet (2011) og Hurt Others (2011).

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DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE I ENVISION MY OWN BRUTAL DEATH The other day I went for a walk and while I was at an intersection I saw a man wearing colorful shorts. I said, “I like your shorts.”He looked down and then back at me and paused. He said, “Yeah, these are like, my favorite shorts. That’s why I wear them so much.” I said, “Yeah, I can see why. If those were my shorts I would wear them a lot too.” He nodded and then turned and looked at the stoplight. It was the most successful conversation I have ever had. I thought, “just quit now.”

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